Has that ever worked? I've heard you can still feel pain in your dreams...
[Conversationally. Like, a fun little casual tidbit! She gives them a once-over as she approaches, trying to eyeball, like. Adulthood? How tall are they compared to her?]
Though, I wasn't talking about... well, our situation. It's just that sending a message in a bottle and getting any kind of reply at all sounds like something out of a novel, you know?
Guess it's a matter of not knowing what they're missing? Maybe being here means they'll bring the idea back to wherever they're from.
[ please take indoor plumbing back with you, guys, your hygiene. ]
It's fine once they drop the playfulness and actually focus. They can get the job done, it's just a matter of how much they want to joke around before they do. Satariel's good at getting them to work, at least.
"Watching" is a big part of it, but not the only thing we do. We're here to help you, either by making sure you're not starving or giving you ways to earn some kind of advantage. And we're the ones who'll be getting information direction from the higher ups to pass onto you.
Does history really work that way? I thought it just happens as it happens.
I don't have an answer for that. It could be insurance so we don't actively try to interfere somehow, but they're already turning us to dust for saying things.
I guess that depends on what you believe in. Or how the order of that world works. Say, if you lived someplace where the entire course of your life was scripted from beginning to end... There are a lot of theories about alternate universes, and branching timelines too.
[A shrug. Time is fake, anyway. Existence is a prison. Destiny is a joke.]
Even for insurance, that's kind of... extreme. Are you even okay with that?
deadeyes my notifs............
[Conversationally. Like, a fun little casual tidbit! She gives them a once-over as she approaches, trying to eyeball, like. Adulthood? How tall are they compared to her?]
Though, I wasn't talking about... well, our situation. It's just that sending a message in a bottle and getting any kind of reply at all sounds like something out of a novel, you know?
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[ feathers rustle as they shift. they're taller than monika, at least 10 cm! hard to tell their age, but they hold themself with confidence! ]
Oh. It is kind of like that, isn't it? [ did... they never consider that? ] I'd rather be here than some deserted island, though.
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Oh, yeah, totally. I bet there are people out there who'd take the island to challenge themselves, but there's no way I could give up running water.
[A pause, as she continues to size them up, and then—]
Huh. Okay, you don't look like you're into nuns.
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[ can you imagine having to clean these wings without running water? terrible. ]
No, you're thinking of Rameel.
[ the hawk gives an annoyed squawk. ]
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[A watcher of culture... Monika would actually die on the spot if she had to wash her hair without running water, thanks.]
... Ahaha, it sounds like they're not a fan.
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[ the dark ages... and monika will get the feeling that they're rolling their eyes behind the mask. ]
Not really. They're weird, and they don't take anything seriously.
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[The dark ages of crying over hygiene.]
Oh, jeez... They're that type, huh? Like, so not charming at all in real life. You and Satariel must have it rough.
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[ please take indoor plumbing back with you, guys, your hygiene. ]
It's fine once they drop the playfulness and actually focus. They can get the job done, it's just a matter of how much they want to joke around before they do. Satariel's good at getting them to work, at least.
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[She will be personally offended if none of the ye oldes take back the concept of indoor plumbing and electricity with them. Like, come on.]
Well, that's a relief. Although... what is the job? Like, you know, is watching us all there is to it?
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"Watching" is a big part of it, but not the only thing we do. We're here to help you, either by making sure you're not starving or giving you ways to earn some kind of advantage. And we're the ones who'll be getting information direction from the higher ups to pass onto you.
[ a beat. ]
When they allow us to.
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But at that, she sighs.]
That, I really don't get. Why all the red tape? You even get punished for saying too much... They don't want us to have all the facts that much?
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I don't have an answer for that. It could be insurance so we don't actively try to interfere somehow, but they're already turning us to dust for saying things.
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[A shrug. Time is fake, anyway. Existence is a prison. Destiny is a joke.]
Even for insurance, that's kind of... extreme. Are you even okay with that?