[ the two of them can catch rameel just lounging in the courtyard across multiple pillows with a drink in front of them. their "black box" playing a certain tune. ]
[ enjoy the show a little longer, Rameel. the gays are at it. ]
The Watchers... know... [ he's flustered, but he absolutely knows the Watchers see enough that they know about their dumb gay asses. and if they don't well. rip, i guess. ]
now we're back to where rameel vibes as these two suffer before his very eyes. taking another long sip of his drink as this goes on. ]
Of course! Choice is the spice of life.
You have water-soluble, oil based, silicone based, and a hybrid which is a combination of two, to start off with, and depending on where you'll be using it one, will be better than the other.
[ did anyone ask for this? literally anyone? ]
Then there are flavors like strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, watermelon... That sort of thing. Finally, there are ones that warm up especially well or something like that. I think those are gimmicky, but hey! If you're adventurous.
Well, now that I have an idea of what you'll be using it for—
[ a snap of his fingers and he'll produce a nice little sample set of the different types of lube and a starter kit of toys :) WHICH YOU CANNOT MAKE ME LINK. and some protection too in a variety pack because wow. you cannot make me write rameel asking about dick sizes. ]
If you have questions about how all of this works then you're out of luck. You're both smart, though.
You're very welcome. Consider this conversation more than worth the price of your request.
[ because this whole post is gonna be great for unlocks. rameel will casually wave them off because they're still lounging on across multiple cushions here. ]
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week 3; wednesday
A favor?
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[ He suddenly seems a little shy? Embarrassed?? Finley is in rabbit form???? ]
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Well, yes. [He looks over at Kotetsu.] Though...if this is a "little" favor, I can't say why you needed my support...
[he has]
[no idea what is going on he's just here to support his bro]
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Because of what the favor is. [ HE IS NOT GOING DOWN ALONE IN THIS HELL. ]
I picked up a book recently. What would we- I- have to do for some lubrication?
[ Kotetsu's looking at the ceiling and very much avoiding looking at Rameel or Shomles. ]
1/2
[book]
[Whatever brain cell Sholmes has suddenly catches up VERY quick, and. His face turns a very vivid crimson.]
2/2
You....no....y-you wouldn't bring this up with....are you mental? Are you certifiably insane?! KOTETSU!
[he may be much more of an open person than van zieks but HE IS STILL HELLA VICTORIAN LIKE. OH HE WANTS TO DIE]
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The Watchers... know... [ he's flustered, but he absolutely knows the Watchers see enough that they know about their dumb gay asses. and if they don't well. rip, i guess. ]
Besides, I couldn't ask alone.
[ HE'S DYING HERE, TOO. ]
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[ARE YOU DISHING OUT THE DEETS HERE]
Kotetsu, please, this is...too much....
[Taking his hat to pull over his eyes he is SO EMBARRASSED why does he LIKE YOU let him DIE]
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[ HE'S ASSUMING BECAUSE "WATCHERS." Well, he might know a little, but he doesn't want to get STRANGLED by the boyfriend.
But he walks over to place a hand on Sholmes' shoulder. ]
...I want... this... But I also want you to know.
[ SORRY RAMEEL, this is the last tag i'll do to skip npc ]
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[Just taking his hat off to completely hide his face. Bye. He needs to recover from the death he's experienced here.]
[Go on, Rameel. Do your thing.]
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having a drink.
just wow. ]
So this is the kind of relationship you two have. Are you asking me right now because you haven't had any before or just ran out?
[ sluuuuuurp. ]
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...
You... didn't know.........?
[ eheh... ]
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[smacks him lightly on the shoulder like OH MY GODDDDDD WHY IS HIS BOYFRIEND LIKE THIS]
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oh this is. actually really great. ]
I don't watch what you all do in your free time.
[ imagine if they made themselves some popcorn? imagine. ]
So, van Zieks? What is that about?
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I think that question is for you, Sholmes...
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We're friends. That is all. I am fond of the man, and he respects me, but that's all there is to it. What does he have to do with any of this?
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I just like it from the source and in private instead of whatever the greater audience thinks.
[ a quick drink. ]
I respect both of your choices. My favorite great detective has a good eye.
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Thanks...?
[ He has no idea how else to respond. ]
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[He is a bit red as he looks down, hooking his pinky finger with Kotetsu's. He is gay.]
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Hear, hear!
[ then in all seriousness: ]
Should I ask about how much you need, flavor, or any other special requests?
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Th-there's choices??
[ HELP?????? ]
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Pardon?
[WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S FLAVORS]
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now we're back to where rameel vibes as these two suffer before his very eyes. taking another long sip of his drink as this goes on. ]
Of course! Choice is the spice of life.
You have water-soluble, oil based, silicone based, and a hybrid which is a combination of two, to start off with, and depending on where you'll be using it one, will be better than the other.
[ did anyone ask for this? literally anyone? ]
Then there are flavors like strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, watermelon... That sort of thing. Finally, there are ones that warm up especially well or something like that. I think those are gimmicky, but hey! If you're adventurous.
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[ ... yeah. He sure is asking that. ]
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[well this is kind of happening with a very victorian dandy by the name of herlock sholmes who is just. flabbergasted to the extreme]
S-Samples? There are....samples?
i can't wait for unlocks
[ it is SUCH a shame that he's still wearing his mask. but know that he's doing that raised eyebrow thing as he brings his drink to his mouth. ]
I hate you
I don't know?? This is all new to me... Do you have suggestions...?
i hate everyone here including myself
How much is there...?
you ALL did this to yourselves
[ he is so amused about this. ]
I'M INNOCENT. THIS IS ALL CRYSTAL
suplexes emi into the grand canyon. bye
[THINKING LIKE. CHILDREN'S TOYS]
:nom:
Who's gonna be top? Unless you're both bottoms then this might be awkward.
End me
internally screams
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(naru voice) explaining gay sex in my christian game? more likely than i thought.
(inner rameel voice) i declare you both bottoms. ]
How about this—what were you going to use the lube for?
I hate that I honestly asked Crystal this question last night
Suggestions...?
looks into the distance
[He falls silent. He's turning red again.]
Well. You know. To...ease things.
[HE IS SO MORTIFIED]
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just.
wow..... this is so much and he's done with his drink. sad. ]
And who will be doing the "easing" into who.
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[ He looks at Sholmes. Also very red at the moment. ]
That hasn't come up yet.
[ But also. Stop. ]
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C-can we simply get whatever we need and go? Yes? Please and thank you.
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got it. ]
Well, now that I have an idea of what you'll be using it for—
[ a snap of his fingers and he'll produce a nice little sample set of the different types of lube and a starter kit of toys :) WHICH YOU CANNOT MAKE ME LINK. and some protection too in a variety pack because wow. you cannot make me write rameel asking about dick sizes. ]
If you have questions about how all of this works then you're out of luck. You're both smart, though.
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Th...anks...? I'm sure we'll figure it out...
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[tries to find a word]
C...olorful?
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And just the right mix between flexible and firm!
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Well... I do appreciate it. Should be interesting.
[ Even if he's dying a little now. And might get killed by Sholmes. ]
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[JUST VIBRATING WITH ENERGY OF "PLEASE LET US GO NOW"]
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[ because this whole post is gonna be great for unlocks. rameel will casually wave them off because they're still lounging on across multiple cushions here. ]
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He smiles wryly about the fee being covered and going to start his walk of shame(?) with Sholmes after this.
please never unlock this. ]