CYOA: Rika, Tsurumaru, Nine, Kotetsu

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[ finley also moves to guard rika from any potential harm, bristling at the sound. ]

I don't like it, but we should check it.

[linearcrash]

[ Knocking on the door. Hewwo ]

Only one way to find out, yo.

[ How do you even open this door? Tsuru help? ]

[cranelike]

(Do you want him to help you kick the door down, Nine? Because he'll do it.)

Ah, is it no good?

(He's going to come over and touch the fastenings. Belts and buckles right? So it's like... leather or something? IS IT SLASHABLE BC HE IS SHARP.)

Let's see... I can try to cut it.

(Because he has real sword.)

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[ It's made out of sweets and sugar like everything else in the entire castle.

It's probably a bad idea to eat it, but kicking it down or cutting it open are both options.

There are deep barks coming from behind the door.]

[syndromed]

We might have to break it down... But that's only going to make those puppies more upset. Woof woof...

[ please rika this is not the time for your cutesy animal noises!! ]

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[ kotetsu is the last person to tell her not to do that, especially if she's nervous. ]

Yeah, I don't know if we're getting in any other way.

[linearcrash]

Maybe the puppies or whatever wants to freed?

[ Kicking the door was satisfying as hell, but he'll stand back to let Tsuru snickity slice it ]

Go for it. Let me know if you need some actual muscle, yo.

[cranelike]

Then step back.

(Assuming everyone gives him some space, Tsurumaru will have to position himself a bit awkwardly to make this work. His sword is basically a longsword so he needs room. He's creative though! And he'll stab the door once and drag his blade across the center before

Giving it one, good kick.)

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[You have successfully broken the door down!

All of the doors leading into this room have been destroyed.

You have also stabbed the creature behind the door.

It's a three headed dog made out of some kind of cookie. It's as tall as the room that they're in. But it's hard to take in all the detail work, considering how aggressive and full of life it is.

The moment the door is down, it's biting and barking and trying to harm whoever is closest to it. It manages to miss Tsurumaru's sword. One barely gets a bite out of Nine's shirt, the last head bites at nothing, but it's trying to lunge for Kotetsu.

Fight the dog or run? ]

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[ kotetsu holds up the sword he got before and points it at the dog. he is edging back a little, if only to make sure rika is out of harm's way.

finley, however seems to be stepping in front of kotetsu and is making low sounds, threatening the creature if it wants to attack further. ]

I think we should deal with this here and now.

1/2

[linearcrash]

Whoa! [ His shirt :< He's going to swing the candy arm at the dog ]

You son of a bitch! I like this shirt, yo!

[linearcrash]

[ Wait. Three heads. ]

The celebusy is real?!

[cranelike]

(Kiku takes flight! She's going to fly in dodgy circles and paths and chirp loudly. Is she distressed or ready to fight?? It's hard to tell.

Tsurumaru braces himself for the first attack but he seems to get out of it unscathed. He's never seen anything like this and things are definitely beginning to devolve into that chaos that comes from entering a fightzone.

He digs it. He loves it. He thrives on this sort of chaos.)

A surprise! (He sounds excited,) Finally, something happens!

(CerbOreos lunges for Kotetsu and Tsurumaru tries to step to the side against the wall. Again, this is kind of an awkward place to fight with other people around but assuming the others have jumped back some, it should be a little easier to swing his blade. Still, he'll be careful not to hit anyone but CerbOreos. He's a professional, after all.

He's going to try to slash at the dog's side.)

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[One of CerbOreos's heads growls at Finley, Kotetsu might be too far to attack, but his daemon isn't. The mouth goes crashing into her, for something to attack.

The head that's attacking Nine spots the candy arm. It seems considerably more interested on chewing on that, than on him. A snapping motion, as it tries to bite into the arm and drag that away for itself.

CerbOreos does get hit by Tsurumaru's sword, but the blade is now stuck in the cookie. Seems there is something sticky inside.]

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[ while finley tries to dodge, she doesn't manage to evade in time and when the mouth connects, she lets out a roar. even while a bit dazed, she's swatting back with her claws, trying to ward it off.

as with the connection, kotetsu stumbles a bit back, but makes sure to keep his one hand behind so he nudges rika back instead of tripping on her. ]

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[ Teeth are chomping down on his non-fleshy arm ]

Hey! Get your own arm!

[ It manages to unarm Nine.

He's going to try to punch the dog in the side of the head. ]

[cranelike]

Eh?

(Wait? His sword? Is stuck? He makes a face and grabs the handle of his sword with both hands and tries to pull it back? Do you know how embarrassing it would be if he got beaten up by a cookie...

While trying to free his sword, he'll try to at least make it a slashing motion for more damage.)

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[Finley gets some scratches in! It's not enough to make the dog relent. Once again it's trying to bite.

The head with the arm does not seem like it's interested in fighting right now. Instead it's messily chowing down on the arm in its mouth. However, it is a cookie. It has no stomach. The pieces of the arm go raining down on everybody below.

Tsuru manages to get his sword out of the cookie without much trouble. The blade is now covered in a sticky red substance. Smells sweet. However, he also gets his arm bitten for his trouble.]

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[ rika is just letting herself be ushered backwards to safety, and watching all of this play out. uhhh, good luck boys! go, fight, win!

bernkastel has turned into a crow and is... cawing at the dog to try and scare it back or something. so i hope having an angry crow going CAW CAW CAW CAW helps.

i hope tsuru turns into a were-cookie. ]

Are you okay?

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[ he's going to assume that question was more directed at tsuru, who is actively forward in the fray. kotetsu's focused on watching them and will jump in if things get rocky, but he wants to stay as a meat shield for rika here.

gaining some confidence on her hit, she lunges at the cookie dog to try to bite its neck. poor finley, covered in crumbs. ]

[linearcrash]

Maybe it's just hungry.

[ Does it count as cannibalism if a cookie dog eats chocolate? ]

Hey girl! Uh... Rika? Help me with these cupcakes, yo!

[ Since his head is armed and not wanting to chomp Nine, he's going to grab cupcakes to start throwing them at the other heads. ]

[cranelike]

(He was... bitten.... by a cookie....

This is truly the most embarrassing day of his life so far. Second only to being thrown like a volleyball the week before.)

Is this blood?

(On his sword? It's too thicc to be blood though and before he can really figure it out HE'S BITTEN? He doesn't know what he expected but some how, he's still surprised. He feels like he's just had a door closed on his arm and he yelps.

He needs to get his arm free and instead of just pulling it, he also brings up his armed hand! He'll use the handle of his sword like a blunt object to try and hit in the jaw.)

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[Finley misses! She only gets her tail bitten for this round.

The cupcakes miss the doggy heads. This group really just making a mess out of this room. Cruelty to the creator. The one with the arm is still placated by chewing the arm to little tiny bits. Everyone is being covered in chocolate and cookie crumbs, yo.

The whole place rumbles ominously.

Tsurumaru, however, does manage to get his hit on the dog head closest to him! This head is stunned for a turn.]

[syndromed]

Good idea!

Have a snack and calm down...!

[ rika follows nine's order and hurriedly starts chucking cupcakes at the doggy heads. i rolled a 20 so this is probably going well. ]

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[ he'll be following rika to make sure the thing can't jump at her, but also not getting in the way of her throwing, keeping the sword drawn and pointed.

meanwhile, finley lets out an angry sounds and quickly turns to try to bite the cookie in the face ]