rex salazar

[grigori]

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[third_alternative]

Alright, fine. Why don't you start, then?

[grigori]

[ you're going to regret this. ]

Did you know that bats are the only mammals that can fly?

[third_alternative]

[ i already do. ]

...uh, okay. And?

[grigori]

[ shitpost the thread i guess ]

And! Bats can eat up to 1,200 mosquitoes an hour, so anytime anyone ponders the importance of mosquitoes we only need to think of bats.

[third_alternative]

You're, uh...a big bat aficionado, then?

[grigori]

No, I actually prefer cats.

Cats are so great.

[third_alternative]

Uh...huh.

Do you...have one? A cat, I mean.

[grigori]

Nope. I wish I did.

I'm not allowed to have a cat for my job.

[third_alternative]

Like...this job? Or whatever you were doing before this?

[grigori]

Yep!

I'm always working. There's never a day of rest for Rameel.

[third_alternative]

[ god of COURSE rameel would go with the mathematician's answer. rex really played himself here. ]

Even with whatever you were doing before, uh, getting this job?

[grigori]

Correct.

There is no rest for people like me.

[third_alternative]

And people like you are...?

[grigori]

Those who have to be doing something or otherwise find themselves aimless without it.

[third_alternative]

[ snortlaughs a little ]

You know what, that's the first thing you've said that actually makes sense.